The Phone Genie

“Hello? George speaking.”

“Hello my friend, today is your lucky day. I’m the phone genie and I can do anything for you, I know everything, all you have to do is ask me three questions, remember just three, and I’ll answer them for you. You can ask me anything you want, anything you’ve always wanted to know. I can reveal any mistery of life, any solution to any of your problems or just anything you want to know about the past, the present, or the future of mankind and the universe. Anything. Take your time, think about the questions. … Ready? Just ask.”

“Mmm… Cool! Three you said?”

“Yes, two remaining.”

“Oh fuck! Come on! I was just talking to myself… Didn’t you get it?”

“No.”

“Oh… come on! Let’s start over! I wasn’t ready… I want my three questions, man! Are you joking or what?”

“Invalid request, two questions in one, you have one left.”

“Hey, hey, listen! Stop it, let’s start over, OK?”

“No.”

BEEP

“What the f..”

“Thank you for listening to the phone genie. I hope you can make good use of your invaluable answers.”

-Clic-